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The Keystone Pipeline Is A Pipe Dream, Republicans.

Chris here reporting live from your local Shell station. There's a
sale on Slim Jims, Pepsi 16 oz bottles, and alleged sexual stimulants
sold at the counter. They don't work, people. Or so I hear...

Let's rap about the Keystone Pipeline and the hyberbole we are are
hearing from the right wing.

Will it create more jobs? Not really. Cheaper prices at the pump?
Since anyone not conservative are all socialists according to your
party, I'll say "Nyet" to that as well. Obama is destroying the
economy? That's a negative Ghostrider, and he could be saving the
environment as well.

Interesting read about the myth of the Keystone Pipleline below.

I opted for the Twinkies at regular price, in case you are wondering.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-03-02/keystone-pipe-brings-pain-at-pump-fe...