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I Speculate The Speculators Are Jacking Us Again

In case you haven't noticed, but judging by the rampant finger pointing at Obama on comment sections of news articles I'm saying you have definitely noticed, it seems like gas prices are on the rise again. Now, it's cool to blame the President for this because of no new refineries (but there hasn't been a new one since 1976 so darn you too Reagan, Bush, Clinton, and W. Heh Heh ), or for not allowing more drilling (many experts say it wouldn't make a difference), and of course the Keystone Pipeline (which excited me because I thought it would bring rapid delivery of beer. Keystone, though? Why not Dogfish Head Pipeline?) But once again, it wouldn't be the Great Savior people are wishing it was based on the opinions of people who know better than I do. 

But I digress. You want to know why gas prices keep rising? Here you go. Check it out and decide for yourself. Thanks!