Don't Look Now, Conservatives: A Tale Of Two Recessions.
Chris is back from the depths of Hell and yes, they have Fox News there.
Now, we all know that Obama is a secret Kenyan Muslim Socialist Communist Sith Lord Lex Luthor Anti-Christ who has fooled all of our United States Military, The CIA, The FBI, The DEA, and I hear even the PTA has been duped into thinking he's one of us. But I mean, cmon! His name is Barack Obama, for God's sake! Get him! He's trying to destroy America! Even Texas, for crying out loud! And they were the first state!And Obama's fooling us saying he's "leading" us out of a recession that is in no way the fault of George W Bush and all the fault of Bill Clinton according to a guy whom I helped read the menu at McDonald's as he was trying to order. And Reagan Bless him, he asked the cashier for a double order of Freedom Fries.
But, then I came across this piece about the recession under Reagan and the recession under Obama. There are a few surprises that even I didn't know, and I consider myself pretty darn good when "Jeopardy" is on and the category isn't about needlepoint, famous geologists, or the song library of 70's wondergroup Bread. And I think conservatives might be surprised as well when they learn that maybe Obama isn't out to destroy the United States after all. Although I'm sure these facts are just made up hogwash and poppycock, anyway.