A True American Breaks Down Where Our Taxes Go!
Chris here reporting live from a 7-11 where the freeloaders are stocking up on lottery tickets and Marlboros.
Now, many of us know the right wing guy who claims his money (and by his rants it seems ALL of his money) is funding the lifestyle of some no good liberal policies.
But let's break it down a few and see if he's right, shall we? I've allowed him to comment on the subject. He was kind enough to take time away from his job at the post office to talk to me about how the government blows our money.
26.3%- National Defense.
I don't mind paying this, as long as taxes aren't raised for times of war. Patriots don't pay extra taxes for our men and women in uniform, you know. And they all hate Obama, too. I talked to a Navy SEAL and he told me they ignored Obama's green light on Bin Laden, called up Bush at his ranch, and he told them to go ahead and do it.
24.3%- Healthcare
Freaking Obama. But remember to tell him to keep his hands off my Medicare!
21.9%- Job and Family Security
Why is the Man involved with my job? That's socialism! And communism! And when it comes to family? Stay away! Unless it's a gay couple across the street who adopted a kid, then go after them, please. It leads to Satanism.
4.8%- Education And Job Training
School is too liberal, anyway. We need to get rid of this as they are trying to indoctrinate our kids into deviant behavior. Some of the facts they teach aren't facts, except for Texas textbooks. Now that is God's given truth. I'd pay extra to have those history books shipped to every state.
2.1%- Natural Resources, Energy, And The Environment
Freaking hippy stuff. What a waste. Next!
1.7%- International Affairs
It better be going to Israel and nothing else. My church said Jesus will be mad if it doesn't.
1.2%- Science, Space, And Technology
Science is left wing ideology. The answer to everything is God. Or what Fox News says.
2%- Immigration and Law Enforcement
Now this I would pay more for so we can kick everyone not like me out of the country. I guess we can keep black people, though. As long as they don't move into my neighborhood, of course. But they should have the same things I have if they work for it as I am not a racist.
.4%- Response To National Disasters
That's a lie. It's more like 234%. I saw the news. I saw New Orleans. I don't even like New Orleans. We should have let the drown!
2.4%- Additional Government Programs
Snort. This is code for welfare, welfare, and more welfare. The only time, and I mean the only time, we should be giving our tax dollars to welfare is if the job creators get in trouble. Because without them, we have nothing, and history shows they know how to manage our money wiser than anyone.